Thicke as a Brick
While listening to Sophie B. Hawkins and Googling the phrase “totally nineties”, I came across the musical stylings of Robin Thicke!
Commenting on his video “Lost Without U”, Beanorama at So Unpretty described Thicke as a failed “mix of Chris Isaak and Justin Timberlake.” Commenters reveal the horrible truth: he’s Alan Thicke’s son! The Growing Pains papa has his own unholy music career. Like father, like son. I just wish Thicke Jr. didn’t spell his song titles like Prince.
But what’s really important is the music. It’s inoffensive enough, until you realize how dead-dumb-stupid it’s made. Faux-Spanish guitars lose their smooth when you put them next to a freaking harp! Robin, it’s all overkill! Combine this with lyrics like “You don’t want this guy, you don’t want that guy.”
The biggest surprise: we can blame all of this on Pharrell.
Beanorama leaves us with one more comment on the video:
And I thought, no way would this douche be with a girl that hot. Then I did some research, and realized, it’s his real-life wife.
So unfair!
on August 5, 2007 on 4:50 pm
Yes, she is an attractive lady but really? Like amazing, fabulous at 40, one of a kind, most beautiful woman in the world? You’re kidding right? He makes Her as hot as it looks.. which is steamy, smoky, sultry, delicious, dreamy….a watery fantasy manifest.
He’s the man; with his neo blue eyed soul and romantic demeanor that makes me want to weep with both hope and disillusionment for love lost and what I may one day actually have for myself. Yummy just isn’t enough to describe him and it’s not just about the cute– although he certainly has got that going on like wow, dreamboat, beebop, sweet sixteen.
I’m jealous of her ONLY because she has my man.
Wouldn’t it be nice to have all that sing to me? Love me? Be lost without me? Robin… and his family name only adds to the sweet & sexy. Thicke.. Yeah baby.
on August 6, 2007 on 6:22 pm
Coming up after this: Robin Thicke fanfiction.
on August 9, 2007 on 4:56 am
stop being such a fool girl ….. hes well hot and has a wkd voice hes made it big in america and now hes came over to where im from the UNITED KINGDOM and hes WKD AND EVERYONE LOVES HIM HES SOO HOT!!!
AND IF ANY 1 RIPPS HIM SAYIN HES RUBBISH THEY ARE JUST SILLLYYYY AND MUST BE DEATH N THICKKe <<<<HAHA
ANY AMERICAN people or ENGLISH people THAT READ THIS ADD ME ON MSN 4 A CHAT!!!!! ………….. stacey_boshy@hotmail.com
on September 7, 2007 on 4:39 pm
YUU IDIOT WHO WROTE THE FIRST COMMENT!
robin is the bomb forever dont diss him i bet you don’t no what pure prettyness looks like he is the SEXIEST singer from America that has stepped over the border since Pharrel.
(Who i may comment is the best rnb performer EVERRR! )
but i no that people are entitaled to there opions. but if yuou havent got anything nice Robin Thicke then shove off!
ps: as for the wife thing yes she is pretty but she cant compare to Robins passionate words and feelings in his songs.
Also if you dont like the music dont listen to it. simple as.
FROM VERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY big fans of Robin Thicke.
xx
( ps: love you robin x )
on September 7, 2007 on 4:41 pm
SORRY WE MADE A MISTAKE IN THAT I SAID :
but i no that people are entitaled to there opions. but if yuou havent got anything nice Robin Thicke then shove off!
BUT WHAT I MENT TO SAY WAS:
but i no that people are entitaled to there opions. but if yuou havent got anything nice TO SAY ABOUT Robin Thicke then shove off!
WOOPSIE !
PS: ROBIN RULES WOOOOOP!
x
on December 11, 2007 on 8:32 am
If to speak about the music, I think most guitar lovers, especially the one that are really into Spanish guitars won’t like to to be used with an harp on the same song.
Thinking about the combination made me ask for guitar lover’s opinions on the issue.
Its interesting what the response might be.
http://www.myguitarbuddies.com
on December 11, 2007 on 8:48 am
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on March 16, 2008 on 4:49 pm
This is really funny. Seriously, think about it—Robin Thicke is average looking. If it weren’t for his music, you wouldn’t notice him on a busy street. Also keep in mind that the pics and video you see of him are all painstakingly edited as well.
I don’t dislike Thicke. Frankly, I am addicted to his “evolution” album. I think he’s an extremely talented guy who was also lucky enough to find a beautiful wife (and that is as much as I care to say about his wife outside of her acting career). I do think He deserves the fame, he’s a great musician (and don’t we all wish there were more of those these days).
on March 27, 2008 on 6:34 pm
You obviously do not know good music when you hear it. This man has a huge following and a lengthy career. It’s just great music and that’s all there is to say. What is your opinion based on? The fact that you’re tone deaf? You are a complete idiot for this article and it will not even tarnish Robin’s career. He is also in my opinion and millions of others a very attractive man. Next time you should use a more educated aproach to anything you wirte; on second thought, people like you should just stay off the internet if you plan on voicing your opinion like this.
on May 6, 2008 on 11:19 pm
Robin Thicke, You’re a sexy man. That’s what I’m talking about. Coming through thick and thin, Why don’t you come back and sing that song in order to win a trophy. Robin Thicke, Keep it real.
on July 24, 2008 on 7:12 pm
I just saw his new video, Magic, it was very glitzy and classy, I loved it. I think hes nice looking and I’d sure notice him on a busy street, he’s hot. I think he hasd a really nice romantic quality about him too, not many of those around. I don’t knolw his wife or her work, she’s pretty though. I wish him the best and I will continue to watch and listen to him. I’m hooked.
on August 6, 2008 on 12:18 pm
To the person who wrote this article….YOU KNOW NOTHING! It sounds like you are such a hater! Go on hating! The more you hate, the more he’ll succeed! Robin is smooth, talented, and has a great voice. I bet you can’t even read music!
Keep up the great work Robin Thicke!
Zen
on October 5, 2008 on 6:19 am
I think Robin Thicke is one of the most sexiest man alive , the person that wrote the negative comment is just another hater.Robin keep up the good work ,we love you.