Dear First Page of Google: Hey, do you have any funny search results for the word “Fjorty”? Like, Ikea furniture? Or Scandiavian hoodlums chugging a Fjorty? Or Fjords? That would be funny. Signed Inebriated in Erie.
Dear Erie: Eat this.
Anonymous: Björk is fucking Fjorty?!?
Me: OMFG, i would still eat Björk out and have eccentric genius babies with her.
These guys make a strong argument….