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Homegirls! You Must Pay!

Posted in Black Eyed Peas,Pop by M on September 25, 2006

I went searching for Fergie‘s inane single “London Bridge” today and found this link.

Lon, lon, lon, lon, lon, lon, lon –
Lon, lon, lon, lon, lon, lon, lon –
London Bridge,
London bridge,

At this point I was not yet tipped off that, though this song was indeed titled “London Bridge,” it wasn’t the song I had encountered on the radio.

God damn bitch mutha fucking –
God damn bitch mutha fucking –
God damn bitch mutha fucking, Shit!
This is for you!!

Gosh, I don’t remember Fergie-Ferg saying that. That’s because this song is by Mindless Self Indulgence, a hideous looking rock outfit with a large-ish internet following.

Though be aware: as a foursome, the members of “MSI” could assemble themselves into the sexual position that Fergie refers to.

Or allegedly refers to. Now we have two songs called “London Bridge” that don’t make any goddamn sense.


Seuss Abuse

Posted in Black Eyed Peas,Dr. Seuss,Pop by M on December 2, 2005

Black Eyed Peas lyrics revealed!

I’m not the first person to say it, either. This goes beyond bad music; it’s now a conspiracy to make us all retarded.

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She Bangs

Posted in Black Eyed Peas,Music Videos,Pop by M on November 29, 2005

A still showing Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas in the video for My Humps

Nice to know that the video for the Black Eyed Peas song “My Humps” is just as empty and aimless as the single itself.

Some reviewers might like to call it “sparse.” I like to call it “not even fucking music.”

And sweet mother of monkey! Fergie, honey, you’ve got to cut those bangs!