M: Excuse me, Mr. Internet, but is this Hilary Duff song “Gypsy Woman” a cover of Crystal Wat—?
Mr. Internet: No. Here’s the track as clumsily uploaded to YouTube.
M: My goodness! This sounds like it was composed in Mario Paint!
Lay off the cat sound, Hilary.
Bonus Mario Paint Composition: Sh-Sh-Shake Your Money Make-UHH???