In Friday’s Salon cover story, Camille Paglia give Madonna a well-deserved smackdown for her new album Confessions on a Dance Floor. But Paglia has a confession of her own:
I for one do not dance to dance music; disco for me is a lofty metaphysical mode that induces contemplation.
Cammy, don’t admit that! If critics confess they don’t dance, then soon us music bloggers will have to come clean, too! Then the only opinions musicians trust will come from wasted girls at String Cheese Incident concerts!
Please! Let’s be pretentious again!
PS: After listening to about 7% of the new Madge album, I agree. LAME!