Because you demand it, three comments about the Uncle Kracker sexual assault arrest:
- Isn’t it gilding the lily to identify the man as a “former deejay for Kid Rock“? I’d say one-hit wonder for “Follow Me” is more timely and just as indicative.
- Isn’t $5 million a lot for bail? I’ve read a lot of gay Law & Order fanfiction, and even murder trials top out at around $2 million.
- Since when did CBS News become The Smoking Gun? Can we go one week without a celebrity mugshot?